FAQ

What’s your name?

• Vicki

Where are you from?

• South Florida

How old are you?

• 18

How did you come up with the name of your blog?

• Long story short, I was talking to my best friend and I had said ‘penishole’ in our conversation. She then told me to make a Tumblr and I didn’t know what to use as my blog name so I chose ‘penishole’ as a temporary one. It ended up sticking and I haven’t changed it :)

How many followers do you have?

• I have a decent amount of followers. If you want to know the actual number, message me publicly and I’ll respond back to you privately.

Do you track any tags?

• I track the tag ‘penishole’ so if you want me to see anything, tag it with that :)

Where do you find your pictures?

• Facebook, Funnyjunk, 9gag, Memebase, QuickMeme, MemeCenter, RageGenerator, and TheLolbrary.

Can I add/follow you on Facebook/AIM/Skype/Instagram/Twitter/etc.?

• Yup! The links are on my sidebar. Just please add a note saying that you’re from Tumblr if you’re adding me on Facebook!

You posted my/my friend’s picture!

• Come to me calmly, tell me this, and I’ll post proper credit where it’s needed!

Promo4Promo/Promote me?

• No, please don’t ask me this. I get asked this way too often. I will only ever regularly promote my friends from home. Otherwise, be on the lookout for opportunities to get promoted. I have random promotion opportunities having pretty much all the time.

Follow4Follow/Follow me?

• No, please don’t ask me this.

Will you check out my blog?

• Please don’t ask me this on this blog. You can ask me on teendirtbags and I will gladly check it out and maybe even follow you on there as long as you’re following me.

Describe your perfect boy

• Physically: I love smiles. That’s the first thing that I notice on a boy. If you have a gorgeous smile, chances are you’ll win me over. I’m really into brown or black hair but it’s not that big of a deal to me. Any hairstyle is fine too as long as it’s not spiked. I hate spiked hair. A must is that the guy needs to be at least a few inches taller than me which brings me to the next point. I typically go for boys that are older than me because they are taller than me and more mature. I really like strong arms because I love holding onto them and I love big hands because I like to play with them. I love the whole band guy/skater/surfer look. Tattoos and piercings are a big plus. A guy that dresses well is an immediate turn on. I’ve also really started liking when guys gel their hair with the side part or whatever. I don’t know how to describe it but as I said before, I pretty much like every hair style so it doesn’t matter. I love all eye colors, I don’t have a favorite. I like for the guy to be fit or in shape. I’ve really been liking scruff lately but that’s not a necessity.
• Personality: Two pretty big things for me is that they have to be funny and they have to be able to keep a conversation going. I’m pretty uncreative and shy so I never know what to say and am never able to hold a conversation. Something that’s very attractive is when a guy takes care of himself and actually cares about how he looks. I like guys that can treat a girl well, but I’m not all about having the guy pick me up, come around the side of the car to the door and open it for me, and have him pay for everything. I like little chivalrous things, such as a boy that will hold open the door for me when we’re going inside of a building. I like it when a guy likes hanging out with his friends without me (he needs to know that I’m not trying to take over his life and that he still is allowed to have friends) and won’t invite me most of the time but will include me every once in a while so that I’m not completely excluded. Something that’s also pretty big is someone that is willing to meet my parents and will respect them. I was with a boy who refused to meet my parents and I ended things with him right then and there. Also, someone that is genuinely kind. I would not be able to handle having a boyfriend that doesn’t care about other people and their feelings.

I’m intimidated to talk to you, I feel like you’re a bitch.

• I’m honestly not a bitch at all, I’m really easy to talk to and really nice c:

You’re really pretty/gorgeous/nice/etc.

• Thank you so much! If you message me saying this publicly, I will always respond back to you privately! If this is being told to me on anonymous, I will still read it and appreciate it just as much but there’s a 98% chance that I won’t post it!

You’re a bitch/faggot/ugly/fat/cunt/etc.

• I do not care about what you think and I will most likely troll you.